Makemake au i ke kaikamahine Ukrainian, u'i maoli. ʻAʻole i kikoo ʻia ka Pilot, a hauʻoli wau i ka puʻu ʻōpio ʻoi loa. Akā, pono ʻo ia e aʻo pehea e omo ai, ʻaʻole i hoʻokō maikaʻi ʻia ka ʻenehana borax. Manaʻo wau e kiʻi i kahi vibrator a hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ka puʻu puʻu i kona wā leʻaleʻa, ke ʻole ʻo ia makemake e loaʻa kālā ma ke alanui ma ka omo ʻana i nā penises o nā kāne.
A ʻike loa ka lede, ʻike wau. Ua ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, ua hoʻomohala ʻia kona anus a ua maʻa ʻo ia i ka omo ʻana. He wahine ʻōpio mua a e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei me ka ʻole o ka paʻakikī. Manaʻo wau no ke aha ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokama i kona makuakāne, hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi iā ia i ke kālā hou aku no ka moekolohe. A i ʻole ʻaʻohe ona ikaika i koe ma hope o ka makuahine hoʻokahi? ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻano, hoihoi.
Ua lōʻihi ka lōʻihi o ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana o ke kupuna kāne no ka mea e hoʻomākeʻe wale ana ʻo ia i ka puke. Akā ʻo wai ka mea e manaʻo e lele ʻo ia i ka pepa kahiko? He ʻahaʻaina na Pāpā - cum ma kona waha!