ʻAʻole mālama ka nymphomaniac i ka mea nāna e hoʻokamakama iā ia - he kaʻa a ʻīlio paha. ʻO ka mea nui nona ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi orgasm. Kanaka maikaʻi - hāʻawi ʻo ia iā ia i ka mana vibration kiʻekiʻe ma o kāna kelepona a laila hoʻopaʻa iā ia i loko o kāna mau lua a pau!
Ua hoʻoholo nā kaikuahine pāʻani ʻelua e pāʻani me ko lāua kaikuaʻana. ʻO ia ka mea e like me ka nerd me nā aniani. Loaʻa iā ia kahi dick e like me ka sledgehammer. ʻAʻole hiki ke komo i loko o kona waha. Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i ka hoahānau ma luna o kāna dick a hoʻopaʻi ikaika iā ia.
Nani lakou! He aha kā lākou mau umauma pu. E ka hoa, ʻo wau paha i kou kāmaʻa! He ʻiʻo kā lākou i ka ʻai ʻana a me ka palu ʻana i kāna dick, laki kekahi poʻe. ʻO kēia mau brunettes he mau ʻuʻuku maoli ka pulu a pōloli no ke komo ʻana. Aloha au i ka wā ʻaʻole wahaheʻe nā kaikamahine e like me ka lāʻau, akā e lawe i ka manaʻo ponoʻī iā lākou iho, a eia lākou he ikaika loa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ʻo wai ʻo Tyler Nixon, akā manaʻo wau pono wau e aʻo i ka hoʻokani pila no kēia ʻano leʻaleʻa.
He mea maikaʻi ke nānā aku i ka ʻeleʻele e huki ana i nā blonde a hiki i ke kumu. ʻO kā lākou mau pussie puʻupuʻu e wehe ana ma lalo o ke kaomi ʻana o kahi moa nui. ʻO ka hoʻolilo ʻana i kēia mau moa maikaʻi i loko o ka lua he mea hoʻohuli i kā lākou kāne a me kā lākou mau hoa kāne. ʻO nā pēpē blonde he mau mea pāʻani wale nō ia no nā Negroes - hiki ke huki ʻia me ka hopohopo ʻole i nā hopena. ʻO kēia ʻano moekolohe e hoʻolako koke iā lākou i nā kāne ʻē aʻe pū kekahi.
ʻAe, maikaʻi ke kāne.