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ʻAʻole makemake ka lede e hoʻolaha iā ia iho a ʻaʻahu ʻo ia i nā aniani nunui i nā manawa a pau. He ʻili ʻo ia? Makemake au e ʻōlelo he haʻuki ʻo ia me kahi kiʻi maikaʻi loa. Minamina lākou i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i loko o ia ʻano maʻemaʻe ʻole. Inā lākou e lawe i kahi lumi hōkele, hiki iā lākou ke hana i kahi wikiō hoihoi.
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!